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Thursday, February 5

Fraud

Right now my Facebook icon is the cartoon version of me that's in my header. Someone mentioned something about feather dusters to me and I told them my dirty little secret:

I don't own a feather duster.

"WHAT?!" you say? "How could you deceive us so!?" you ask?

*shrug*

Them's the breaks, folks. I own no feather duster. I used to have a duster (albeit of the non-feather variety) before we moved. It was one of the many, many things that got left behind. And this is where the "dork" part of "Domestic Dork" enters in: I haven't gotten a new duster because I haven't dusted since we moved.*

But guess what.

"What?"

That's not the only deception.

*gasp*

That's right folks. There's more.

  • I haven't been that thin since I got married.
  • I've never put a bow on Lucy.
  • My eyes aren't that green.
  • My skin hasn't been that clear since I was five.
  • And if my hair ever appeared that red, shiny, and volumnous I could die happy.

But I'm allowed to take artistic license in my self-representation because I'm so dang honest about the fact that my dust bunnies truly are breeding.

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*Well, that's a slight exageration. I have done a few (very few) wipe downs with rags. I guess I shouldn't feel too embarassed. There isn't actually much to dust in our place (almost no pictures on the wall, no book shelf, no knick-knacks, etc.).

3 Stubborn Stains:

chibi-brooke said...

Some day, you should make a super-cute cartoon picture of *me* that I could put on Facebook or something.

And I don't know what you're talking about ... that picture totally looks exactly like how I remember you.

There was something else I was going to say, but I don't remember. Maybe I should mail you a duck so you can make your own feather duster.

CrystalHW said...

LOL! I still think that the cartoon you is great and appropriate.

imemary said...

You wouldn't let me comment on the post above, but I just wanted to let you know that I'm sorry you've been so unhappy. Good for you for figuring out what you want. You've got guts.

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