Right now my Facebook icon is the cartoon version of me that's in my header. Someone mentioned something about feather dusters to me and I told them my dirty little secret:

I don't own a feather duster.

"WHAT?!" you say? "How could you deceive us so!?" you ask?

*shrug*

Them's the breaks, folks. I own no feather duster. I used to have a duster (albeit of the non-feather variety) before we moved. It was one of the many, many things that got left behind. And this is where the "dork" part of "Domestic Dork" enters in: I haven't gotten a new duster because I haven't dusted since we moved.*

But guess what.

"What?"

That's not the only deception.

*gasp*

That's right folks. There's more.

• I haven't been that thin since I got married.
  
• I've never put a bow on Lucy.
  
• My eyes aren't that green.
  
• My skin hasn't been that clear since I was five.
  
• And if my hair ever appeared that red, shiny, and volumnous I could die happy.

But I'm allowed to take artistic license in my self-representation because I'm so dang honest about the fact that my dust bunnies truly are breeding.

*Well, that's a slight exageration. I have done a few (very few) wipe downs with rags. I guess I shouldn't feel too embarassed. There isn't actually much to dust in our place (almost no pictures on the wall, no book shelf, no knick-knacks, etc.).

ETA: I see now some fixing that needs to be done that wasn't so visible on my laptop screen but is clear on Adam's computer. So, ignore the little flaws for now. :) Thanks!

Well folks, what d'ya think of the new look? After writing that last post about my new design I thought "why not finish it now?" So I did.

It's not perfectly perfect. But I like it. And it's mine. The color scheme is my design, the layout is my design, the installation was done by me, and the header and signature images were all done by me. You may now commence ooh-ing and ahh-ing over the new look. ;P

PS- Isn't my dust bunny adorable?