So, I was fiddling with my computer to try to fix something for a web chat (by the way, you really ought to follow me on Twitter because then you might get to see me in all my wet-hair-no-makeup-glory and the Mini-Dork via web cam). In the process I discovered that I have a speech to text recognition program on my computer. Holy crap! How did I not know this? Apparently it came with Window's Vista. I. Had. No. Idea.

Granted, it doesn't work perfectly. If Lucy makes too much noise then it can't tell what I'm saying. I use a lot of words it doesn't recognize as real words (like Twitter) so I end up having to spell them. And, admittedly, it just can't always tell what I'm saying. Want to see what I mean?

OK.

I'll show you. From this point forward I won't correct its mistakes and you can try to figure out what I was originally tried to say.

We've decided to get a week are for your anniversary is coming up in December. And typically an appliance is given as a gift for fourth anniversary. While we decided that the Nintendo we counts as an appliance especially since we've been wanting one for a long time. Unless the upcoming release of Beatles rock band the recent release of leesport resort and all the good reviews about we fed we figured it was about time we actually got one (see and you know, it's the first time we can actually afford one) to see.

/end speech-to-text

Want what I was trying to say?

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Wow.

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

PS: 500 g33k points to you if you can tell me where I got the title to this post.